1. ohshititsgreg:

    QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

  2. heey-jude:

PREAAAAAAAACH

    heey-jude:

    PREAAAAAAAACH

    (Source: b-random)

  3. yellowxperil:


"If a woman has (the right to an abortion), why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t (in most cases) result in anyone’s death.”

tell me again it isn’t scary to be a womanthis guy is a fucking elected house rep

    yellowxperil:

    "If a woman has (the right to an abortion), why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t (in most cases) result in anyone’s death.”

    tell me again it isn’t scary to be a woman
    this guy is a fucking elected house rep

  4. parkway-nosedive:

    trauntwave:

    not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

    there are two ways to read this

  5. you-wish-you-had-this-url:

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

no okay but let me tell you a story
so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.

    you-wish-you-had-this-url:

    catp0rn:

    this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

    no okay but let me tell you a story

    so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.

    (Source: 4gifs)

  6. cheesymermaid:

theycallmey:

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

Fun fact: when I worked at the tv station, drug tests were required for everyone except the art department.

    cheesymermaid:

    theycallmey:

    we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

    Fun fact: when I worked at the tv station, drug tests were required for everyone except the art department.

    (Source: seriousjones)

  7. tenkenryu:

griffonramsey:

Married nine years today. #anniversary <3 @geofflramsey

Congratulations, you beautiful people!

    tenkenryu:

    griffonramsey:

    Married nine years today. #anniversary <3 @geofflramsey

    Congratulations, you beautiful people!

  8. (Source: crocodilepatronus)

  9. shredthegnarclops:

    delightfullyvague:

    The X-Files + Scully’s Darkness Falls Jacket

    season 1 scully(source)

    FINALLY this jacket gets the recognition it DESERVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

stunningpicture:

Dear Chocolate Factory People, you forgot.


they didn’t forget, it’s just acoustic

    can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

    stunningpicture:

    Dear Chocolate Factory People, you forgot.

    they didn’t forget, it’s just acoustic

  11. bad-wolf-has-the-impala:

    phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

    castielscamander:

    thewinterwidow:

    everyone focuses on harry

    but can we talk about

    the heartbreak

    in remus’ face

    for a minute

    image

    how dare you talk about remus in front of me

    It’s alright… in only two short years he got to see Sirius again…

    GET OUT

  12. counterculture-queen:

    gingahhh:

    things to not put in your butt

    I WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE I LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS FUNNY AND I AM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DOING THE DO I THOUGHT OF IT AND QUOTED IT SO THE GUY I WAS WITH HAD TO STOP AND SIT DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES. WE GOT PIZZA INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE. MEMORIES.

    (Source: dilatatum)

  13. caffienereborn:

    roachpatrol:

    sarcoptid:

    i’d just like to take a moment to appreciate one of my new favorite fishes, the longnosed lancetfish

    that’s a dragon

    PUT.IT.BACK.

  14. the-king-of-puns:

THE GIF JUST FROZE LIKE THIS,  OH MY GOD IM DYING LOL

    the-king-of-puns:

    THE GIF JUST FROZE LIKE THIS,  OH MY GOD IM DYING LOL