1. Okay, so this is extremely hard to ask anyone, much less you guys.

    joyouslyprofane:

    But, I need your help. 

    Not being able to work because my arthritis is getting steadily worse has staunched my income. 

    To make a long story short, I moved into a place which ended up with bedbugs. Some of you know how shitty that is. It’s gotten bad enough that one of the people in the apartment I’m in, the landlord no less, has basically just left without any intention of doing anything about it. One of the other people, not going to name names, wants me to leave in two weeks due to “too much stress”. If I can work up enough money to get an exterminator (somewhere in the range of like $600), I can convince her to let me stay.

    So I’ve set up a donation button on the right side of my blog, just under my facebook link. Anything you can spare, even a dollar, helps. 

    This is fucking embarrassing. I’m coming to you all on my knees because I dont have a choice. The stigma that comes with these fucking pests is almost too much to bear, and adding on the ticking clock is killing me. Please, please help if you can.

  2. budgiebin:

    Okay, so this is extremely hard to ask anyone, much less you guys.

    motodrachen:

    budgiebin:

    motodrachen:

    joyouslyprofane:

    But, I need your help.

    Not being able to work because my arthritis is getting steadily worse has staunched my income.

    To make a long story short, I moved into a place which ended up with bedbugs. Some of you know how shitty that is. It’s gotten bad enough that one of…

    I don’t have any extra cash right now, but I do have a place you can stay.  Bedbug-Free.  

    Just make sure, for the love of god, that everything you move with is absolutely sanitized, otherwise you’ll just spread them to wherever you end up.

    We’ll just throw him in the dryer for a couple hours, should take care of it

    Oh, and I just want to point our that your landlord is actually legally obligated to do something about it. Something about endangering tenants, etc, so on, I suggest you look that up.

    thank you guys for giving me a backup plan. we should do another cards against humanity night soon because hooray social interaction i guess. i’ll sterilize before i come over. i was in this situation once before.

    the landlord thing though, she’s a friend. i’ve known her for a good 10 years now and she’s the one letting me stay here rent free. just gotta work up money for food, as of late, but i’ve been able to scrounge here and there. she lost her husband half a year ago, so her source of income has dropped drastically. also her homeowner’s insurance doesnt cover this type of thing, which also sucks. i want to help her out in any way i can as thanks for giving me a roof over my head. i help out in the limited capacity i can with arthritis, which usually boils down to doing the dishes every so often and sweeping the floors if i feel they need it.

    my room itself isnt as bad as the living room. much more tolerable than where i WAS sleeping before i moved into this room. on a crash pad in the living room. at least i have a mattress with a zip cover over it and the boxspring to help out. no carpet either so that helps too. the only problem is that the problem will only grow, so trying to get this done soon. 

  3. Okay, so this is extremely hard to ask anyone, much less you guys.

    joyouslyprofane:

    But, I need your help. 

    Not being able to work because my arthritis is getting steadily worse has staunched my income. 

    To make a long story short, I moved into a place which ended up with bedbugs. Some of you know how shitty that is. It’s gotten bad enough that one of the people in the apartment I’m in, the landlord no less, has basically just left without any intention of doing anything about it. One of the other people, not going to name names, wants me to leave in two weeks due to “too much stress”. If I can work up enough money to get an exterminator (somewhere in the range of like $600), I can convince her to let me stay.

    So I’ve set up a donation button on the right side of my blog, just under my facebook link. Anything you can spare, even a dollar, helps. 

    This is fucking embarrassing. I’m coming to you all on my knees because I dont have a choice. The stigma that comes with these fucking pests is almost too much to bear, and adding on the ticking clock is killing me. Please, please help if you can.

  4. Okay, so this is extremely hard to ask anyone, much less you guys.

    joyouslyprofane:

    But, I need your help. 

    Not being able to work because my arthritis is getting steadily worse has staunched my income. 

    To make a long story short, I moved into a place which ended up with bedbugs. Some of you know how shitty that is. It’s gotten bad enough that one of the people in the apartment I’m in, the landlord no less, has basically just left without any intention of doing anything about it. One of the other people, not going to name names, wants me to leave in two weeks due to “too much stress”. If I can work up enough money to get an exterminator (somewhere in the range of like $600), I can convince her to let me stay.

    So I’ve set up a donation button on the right side of my blog, just under my facebook link. Anything you can spare, even a dollar, helps. 

    This is fucking embarrassing. I’m coming to you all on my knees because I dont have a choice. The stigma that comes with these fucking pests is almost too much to bear, and adding on the ticking clock is killing me. Please, please help if you can.

  5. Okay, so this is extremely hard to ask anyone, much less you guys.

    joyouslyprofane:

    But, I need your help. 

    Not being able to work because my arthritis is getting steadily worse has staunched my income. 

    To make a long story short, I moved into a place which ended up with bedbugs. Some of you know how shitty that is. It’s gotten bad enough that one of the people in the apartment I’m in, the landlord no less, has basically just left without any intention of doing anything about it. One of the other people, not going to name names, wants me to leave in two weeks due to “too much stress”. If I can work up enough money to get an exterminator (somewhere in the range of like $600), I can convince her to let me stay.

    So I’ve set up a donation button on the right side of my blog, just under my facebook link. Anything you can spare, even a dollar, helps. 

    This is fucking embarrassing. I’m coming to you all on my knees because I dont have a choice. The stigma that comes with these fucking pests is almost too much to bear, and adding on the ticking clock is killing me. Please, please help if you can.

  6. Anonymous said: I know this won't do any good money wise in helping you (I'm broke myself), and I hope I don't offend you by saying this, but I'll be praying that you'll get everything sorted out soon. Don't give up!

    thank you very much. this is a situation that leaves you feeling hopeless and embarrassed and i’m frankly feeling both particularly hard. i’m glad i have good people showing their support though. so thank you. you’re helping, at least emotionally.

  7. joyouslyprofane said: thank you so much for reblogging my request. if there's anyone that i'm glad is lending a helping hand, it's deadpool. again, thank you.

    fromthedeskofdeadpool:

    Hey, no problem. Get me a taco some time and we’ll call it even. 

    -DP

    i notice you have a donate button too, so if this all works out, you’ve got your taco. that’s for sure.

  8. Okay, so this is extremely hard to ask anyone, much less you guys.

    But, I need your help. 

    Not being able to work because my arthritis is getting steadily worse has staunched my income. 

    To make a long story short, I moved into a place which ended up with bedbugs. Some of you know how shitty that is. It’s gotten bad enough that one of the people in the apartment I’m in, the landlord no less, has basically just left without any intention of doing anything about it. One of the other people, not going to name names, wants me to leave in two weeks due to “too much stress”. If I can work up enough money to get an exterminator (somewhere in the range of like $600), I can convince her to let me stay.

    So I’ve set up a donation button on the right side of my blog, just under my facebook link. Anything you can spare, even a dollar, helps. 

    This is fucking embarrassing. I’m coming to you all on my knees because I dont have a choice. The stigma that comes with these fucking pests is almost too much to bear, and adding on the ticking clock is killing me. Please, please help if you can.

  9. nerdsandgamersftw:

    dorkly:

    An Infomercial For How You Actually Play Skyrim

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  10. masscracc:

    You’ll do what?

  11. dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

    dealanexmachina:

    miketysonismahomegurl:

    has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

    Thank you, Matilda.

  12. kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

    kazi-is-amazing:

    Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

  13. childofthecandycorn:

    "Muggleborns in Hogwarts starting a film club and introducing Purebloods to any number of Teen romantic comedies"

    No.

    What Muggleborns should do is start a film club and make Purebloods watch something that will scare the shit out of them. Make them watch Alien. Silence of the Lambs. Final Destination. Saw.

    Show a them marathon of the best of Muggle horror and watch their eyes widen and faces go pale as they realize just how fucked up Muggles are.

  14. ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

    ladydarkwolf:

    bunnyfood:

    Charging the cat

    The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

  15. consulting-idjit-of-gallifrey:

    tardistopanem:

    Thank you for a picture of a blank wall DW twitter…but why post it…i’m confused…?

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