1. floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

    floozys:

    this is so specific i love it 

  2. a-dolf-in:

    Gotta love club penguin😂

  3. (Source: cuddlebeans)

  4. lestradeisasilverfox:

    Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

  5. spenceromg:

    I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

  6. ex0skeletal:

    Fun shark attack facts:

    • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
    • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
    • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
    • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

    Conclusions:

    1. Humans are assholes.
    2. Sharks are not assholes.
    3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

  7. ihaveanarmarda:

    gingerelfandpuppydwarf:

    janietimelady:

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART IN ALL NINE EPISODES

    and martin is cracking up in the back ground

    i love how sherlock just takes the entire door off

    (Source: mishasteaparty)

  8. generalbooty:

    yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

  9. wonderali:

    clarabosswald:

    #NEVER NEVER NEVER FORGET NINE #nine who thought that everyone was important #nine who took a regular girl with a regular job #and told people that he took with him #and that was rose tyler #the ninth doctor who got along with jack harkness #the ninth doctor who tore apart the galaxy in fire and rage #then patched it back up better #nine who looked at rose like she was the most important thing in the galaxy #nine who was born from war #and beat the horror of his regeneration #who bettered himself #who lived up to the name of #nine was so so important #nine was my doctor #my first doctor #nine pulled me in to this insane show about monsters #and made me believe that there would always be someone #despite the odds #despite everything working against them #that would care #that would fix the wrong #that would save the world #nine is my doctor #and he should be yours too (via)

    This guy. This fucking guy.

  10. (Source: spooky-couches)

  11. cinaed:

    omnbvc:

    i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

  12. rubaface:

    What the hell that is so cute.

  13. sean3116:

    sixpenceee:

    As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting.

    Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely unresponsive.

    Unable to speak or track people with his eyes, it seemed that Routley was unaware of his surroundings, and doctors assumed he was lost in limbo. They were wrong.

    In 2012, Professor Adrian Owen decided to run tests on comatose patients like Scott Routley. Curious if some “vegetables” were actually conscious, Owen put Routley in an fMRI and told him to imagine walking through his home. Suddenly, the brain scan showed activity. Routley not only heard Owen, he was responding.

    Next, the two worked out a code. Owen asked a series of “yes or no” questions, and if the answer was “yes,” Routley thought about walking around his house. If the answer was “no,” Routley thought about playing tennis.

    These different actions showed activity different parts of the brain. Owen started off with easy questions like, “Is the sky blue?” However, they changed medical science when Owen asked, “Are you in pain?” and Routley answered, “No.” It was the first time a comatose patient with serious brain damage had let doctors know about his condition.

    While Scott Routley is still trapped in his body, he finally has a way to reach out to the people around him. This finding has huge implications.

    SOURCE

    HOLY STEAMING SHITFUCKS

    WHY IS EVERYONE NOT LOSING THEIR SHIT ABOUT THIS

  14. superwholockalypse:

    secretlyademigodinthetardis:

    intelligentmess:

    facebooksexism:

    mindofgemini:

    Since it’s summer and this mindset begins to pop up more, let us clarify something.

    Girls being upset over being seen in bra/panties but not bikinis is not a double standard.

    If she’s in a bikini, it’s what she consciously chose to wear and be seen in, in a public space, and like any outfit she was prepared to be seen in it by other people.

    If you’ve caught a girl in her underwear, however, you’re probably trespassing in her bedroom, bathroom, or other personal space, where she should be in privacy, and she has every right to be upset if that privacy is violated.

    It’s not about what she’s wearing or what it is covering, but rather her privacy and consent to be seen in the first place. Please respect that.

    Omg, amazing that someone thought to explain this

    About time a cyclops set that porpoise straight

    I HAD TO EXPLAIN THIS TO SOME ASSHOLE ON FACEBOOK THE OTHER DAY AND FOR THREE DAYS AFTER OTHER GIRLS WERE MESSAGING ME AND THANKING ME AND OH MY GOD

    THANK
    AND BELIEVE ME, PEOPLE REALLY DON’T HAVE RESPECT, PEOPLE ARE HAPPY TO WALK IN ON ME WHEN I HAVE NOTHING ON AND I TELL THEM NOT TO COME IN
    AND I’M HAPPY TO BREAK THEIR NECK FOR IT

  15. (Source: maskandmachete)