1. That moment when Aragorn’s self-esteem is brought down by a hobbit.

    #dear diary #today I overheard the hobbits calling me ugly and foul-feeling #blew my diet eating a pound of lembas moistened with my tears #what is the point of any of it if I’m still ugly and foul-feeling #like growing up with a shitload of elves didn’t give me enough issues #no consideration #none whatsoever #I hope those little fucks drown on the way to Mordor

    little fuckers. dont even know i’m the king of gondor. fucking shits. hairy-footed fuckers. damn, this is gonna be the longest fucking walk.

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